I was faking it…

one woman’s search for orgasm


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I’m 30 years old and I’ve never had an orgasm.

According to sexperts Masters and Johnson that makes me ‘dysfunctional’–but then what do you expect from two male researchers that wrote a book called Human Sexual Inadequacy.

Still, its always bothered me that I’ve never been able to experience what Hollywood and beauty magazines assure me is the ultimate physical thrill I can ever hope to achieve without ingesting illegal substances (not that I’m against those) and what my girlfriends have always told me is a pretty damn good time.

I’ve had enough ‘intimate partners’ to know it’s not them, it’s me. But what exactly am I doing wrong? Do I have some genetic default? Is god punishing me for all the lipsticks I shoplifted when I was fourteen?


It’s time I stopped faking it, and found out.


Written by jaquieonassis

January 16, 2009 at 9:50 pm

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